Ripton Rumors

The major rumor that keeps returning is that UMass will be setting up a branch campus in our town. We saw a staffing plan from the dean of agriculture back in the late 1980's that included the UMass basketball team, but it seems that things have changed since then.

However, we recently heard that UMass is once again interested in a Ripton campus that will be staffed by former academic administrators. This would do wonders for our real estate market. Morton Willis and Chief Coakley are particularly interested in helping out.